• Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally
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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.
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100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

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benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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so i saved this post and had some time to kill so here have some answers

  • 1. selfie (the left one 8))


  • 2. what would you name your future kids? 
  • Ellen//Daniel
  • 3. do you miss anyone?
  • yeah, all the time
  • 4. what are you looking forward to?
  • what the rest of this year at college brings
  • 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
  • dad
  • 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
  • i swear they hack into my brain
  • 7. what was your life like last year?
  • v emotional
  • 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
  • yep
  • 9. who did you last see in person?
  • does my sister count? 
  • 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • no, not at all
  • 11. are you listening to music right now?
  • yeah, the new alt-j album
  • 12. what is something you want right now?
  • noodles
  • 13. how do you feel right now?
  • pretty low tbh
  • 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
  • august, sitc
  • 15. personality description
  • ————-
  • 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?
  • YES
  • 17. opinion on insecurities.
  • i fucking hate them
  • 18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
  • no
  • 19. have you ever been to New York?
  • no but i want to
  • 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
  • Budapest - George Ezra
  • 21. age and birthday?
  • Eighteen, 24th February
  • 22. description of crush.
  • nobody specific right now
  • 23. fear(s)
  • falling/daddy-longlegs/getting pregnant
  • 24. height
  • 5ft5(ish)
  • 25. role model
  • I never know what to answer this, i guess just talented people
  • 26. idol(s)
  • same as before
  • 27. things i hate
  • people saying ‘lol’ out loud/prejudice/reptiles/when people don’t replace the toilet roll
  • 28. i’ll love you if…
  • you play with my hair
  • 29. favourite film(s)
  • almost anything Disney
  • 30. favourite tv show
  • Catfish
  • 31. 3 random facts
  • what
  • 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
  • at the moment girls but i get on with guys better
  • 33. something you want to learn
  • i wanna carry on with french and also how to animate(!)
  • 34. most embarrassing moment
  • throwing up on the college trip (oopsy)
  • 35. favourite subject
  • photography
  • 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
  • live in london, live in paris, travel
  • 37. favourite actor/actress
  • too hard to choose
  • 38. favourite comedian(s)
  • Miranda Hart
  • 39. favourite sport(s)
  • no
  • 40. favourite memory
  • when i was really sad i went for a wander and i was gone so long i saw the sun set and it disappeared over the hill and just like that i wasn’t sad anymore like wow thanks nature ur cool xox
  • 41. relationship status
  • single
  • 42. favourite book(s)
  • most recent one is Egghead by Bo Burnham
  • 43. favourite song ever
  • (!!!!) how do i even pick this? probably Walk in The Sun by McFly or Bar On A by Greg Holden
  • 44. age you get mistaken for
  • Twenty One
  • 45. how you found out about your idol
  • again, nope
  • 46. what my last text message says
  • sent: oh thank you. received: oh that’s cool! Xxx
  • 47. turn ons
  • -
  • 48. turn offs
  • -
  • 49. where i want to be right now
  • back in florida 
  • 50. favourite picture of your idol
  • -
  • 51. starsign
  • pices 
  • 52. something i’m talented at
  • i’d like to say drawing or taking photographs since that’s what i wanna do for the rest of forever lols
  • 53. 5 things that make me happy
  • good music, sunrise/set, busy cities, noodles, pretty cameras
  • 54. something thats worrying me at the moment
  • how poor i am
  • 55. tumblr friends
  • i don’t think i have any :(
  • 56. favourite food(s)
  • noodles, kit kat chunky, strawberry laces, avocado, black olives, fresh fruit, spinach parcels
  • 57. favourite animal(s)
  • puppies
  • 58. description of my best friend
  • a big goof (<3)
  • 59. why i joined tumblr
  • i wanted to know what the hype was all about and i liked pretty pictures
  • 60. ask me anything you want<p>please guys please</p>
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ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 
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